REAL new MP of the week

I’ve had to remove John Cravens from my frontpage as it turns out he’s no longer missing. His replacement is Patrick David Penwell, who was 21 when he disappeared from Phoenix, Arizona at some unspecified date in May 2003. Very little information is available in Patrick’s disappearance, but foul play is suspected. He would be 30 years old now, if he’s still alive.