Make-a-List Monday: Velcro shoes

MPs last seen wearing velcro strap shoes instead of laced ones or slip-ons. These tend to be most common with very young children, who can’t tie their shoes yet, and old people, who find the bending over etc. to be a problem.

Curiously, for some reason most of the people on this list are male. Only three girls out of a list of 15.

1. Peter Achermann
2. John Allen Akkerman
3. Marc James-Warren Allen
4. Walter David Brawner
5. Antreas Chester Cantrell
6. Ralph Edward Healey
7. John Gordon Iverson
8. David Clark Knowles
9. Sherry Lynn Marler
10. Zaden Alexander McKnight
11. Jalesa Chantell Reynolds
12. Raul Francisco Villarreal
13. Tanisha Lorraine Watkins
14. Freddie Louis Whittiemore
15. John Kiergan Williams

Make-a-List Monday: Nike clothes

People last seen wearing clothes made by Nike — not their shoes.

1. Garrett Alexander Bardsley
2. Ivan Barela
3. Dominick Brown-Hill
4. Ian Hunter Burnet
5. Demetrius Jermain Elder
6. Derrick Ray Henagan
7. Latroy Deon McGriff
8. German Cristoforo Rosales Salinas
9. Richard Earl Trimble
10. George Tsolakis

Make-a-List Monday: People wearing rain gear

It’s my birthday today. I’m thirty. Michael bought me a new printer and took me out to dinner and then bought me an Amazon.com season pass of the latest season of Elementary. Then we sat down to watch a movie, and I let him pick which one to watch, and he picked Plan 9 From Outer Space! I am heartbroken. He clearly hates me.

1. Royal Darius Foote
2. James Nicholas Gray
3. Remigio Herrera Hernandez
4. Brandon Tyler Phillips
5. Eric Joseph Robinson
6. Virgil Wade Tackett
7. Joan Penderell Taylor
8. Johnnie Taylor

Make-a-List Monday: Sweatpants

This list is (obviously) for MPs who were wearing sweatpants, or sweat shorts, or a sweatsuit, at the time of their disappearance. It’s quite a long list but I’m betting one for sweatshirts would be a lot longer.

1. Dawn Marlene Allen
2. Elizabeth Mary Allen
3. Paul Henry Armstrong
4. Steven R. Asplund
5. Edith Verline Baker
6. Garrett Alexander Bardsley
7. Ivan Barela
8. Romulo Alejandro Beltran-Ruiz
9. Thomas Bendig
10. Gary Bergstrand
11. Avery Bryant Blakeley
12. Lori Ceci Bova
13. Luther O. Boyt
14. Shaniece Mona Briggs
15. La-Teasha LaMone Brooks
16. Regina F. Brown
17. Kelly Vaughn Buckner
18. Bethany Lynn Bull
19. Fidelmar Liborio Cadenas
20. Maurice Tyrell Cammon
21. Eugene Albert Cerney
22. Anton Cesnjevar
23. Phoenix Lucille Coldon
24. Joan E. Conetta
25. Rachel Lyn Conger
26. Rachel Louise Cooke
27. Harold Clifton Cooper III
28. Jose Guillermo Coria Jr.
29. Stephanie Lyn Crane
30. Kayla Mae Croft-Payne
31. Jennie Samantha Cummings
32. Sharon Eugenia Davis
33. Autumn Win Day
34. Janet Gould deFelice
35. Krista Maria Dela Rosa
36. Earl Leonard Distance
37. Jewel Arnette Dixon
38. Mary Alice Dixon
39. Dominique Dominguez
40. Long Manh Duong
41. Robert F. Duerr
42. Kathleen Durst
43. Paul Thaddeus Eckert
44. Ashley Marie Eiffert
45. Damond Reginald Emory
46. Denise Ruth Fagot
47. Ruben David Felix
48. Latricia Diane Fipps
49. Julio Cesar Garcia
50. Tracey Leigh Gardner-Tetso*
51. Taisia Gavrilov
52. Kristine Reynolds Gilhooly
53. Niani Afrahiyana Tarik Gillum
54. June Goodman
55. Shameeka M. Gordon-Dixon
56. John David Gosch*
57. Nicole Gray
58. Jimmy Green
59. Peter Burns Greene
60. Tara Faye Grinstead*
61. Trevell Lamar Henley
62. Deisy Herrera
63. John Scott Holt
64. Debra Ann Honey-Hicks
65. Garrett Thomas Hughes
66. Dale Lloyd Hundley
67. John Christopher Inman
68. John Gordon Iverson
69. Sherline Johnson
70. William Charles Jones
71. Merkedes Jordan
72. Kimberlie Kay Kantonen
73. Sonjah Nicole Kingston
74. Kevin Mitchell Kulek
75. Michelle Jolene Lakey
76. William Jeffers Lank
77. Barbara Sue Laster
78. Teekah Latres Lewis
79. Rosa Margarita Lisowski
80. Nancy Ann Lockard
81. Ann Lombard
82. Robert J. Long
83. Edd Dominic Lope
84. Sheila Ann Lopes
85. Ernestina Madrigan
86. Barbara Iris Marmor
87. Christopher Nathan Mann
88. James E. Marten
89. Elissa Rachel Martin
90. Morgan Keyanna Martin
91. Laura E. Mason
92. Janice Kay Matney
93. Neo Babson Maximus
94. Shannon Nicole McClure
95. Maria Medel
    
96. Hope Danielle Meek
97. Rachel Marie Mellon
98. Sky Elijah Metalwala
99. Troy Kenneth Nelms*
100. Jenny Guadalupe Neri
101. Amy Sue Pagnac
102. Yolanda Patlan
     
103. Stacy A. Pennant
104. Brandon Edward Perdue
105. Jennifer Marie Peters
106. Rachanda Lea Pickle
107. Lisa Ann Pierce
108. Marco Antonio Pineda
109. Irene Alvarez Porras
110. Cherice Maria Ragins
111. Kemberly Lorin Ramer
112. Diane Leslie Reeves
113. John J. Restivo
114. David Ristovski
115. Amanda Marie Rivera
116. Elaina Eugenia Rivera
117. Claudia Natali Rodriguez
118. Diana Raquel Rojas
119. Elizabeth Ross
120. Sheryl Lyn Rucci
121. Mario F. Saavedra
122. Shannon J. Salisbury
123. Michael Santana
124. August Richard Schwabenland
125. Yvonne Renee Scott
126. Kathrynn Sholly Seefeldt
127. Tiffany Louise Sessions
128. Lisa Shuttleworth
129. Valerie Sifsof
130. Heather Lindsay Silver
131. D’Wan Christian Sims
132. Curtis Cochie Smith
133. Dashad Laquinn Smith
134. Karen Jo Smith
135. Kimberly M. Snyder
136. Austin Sparks
137. Rocio Chila Sperry*
138. Laurie Louise Steiner
139. Aaron Cody Stepp
140. Kimberly Dawn Stewart
141. Edward Brian Tandler
142. Sierra Sahara Thomas
143. Tyler Marie Thomas
144. Aarone Thompson
145. Autumn Marie Traub
146. Robin Anne Vaudreuil
147. Alicia Breann Versluis
148. Laura Vogel
149. Vikki L. Vukelich*
150. Timothy Antonio Washington Jr.
151. Tanisha Lorraine Watkins
152. Beatrice Clark Wells
153. Jacob Erwin Wetterling
154. Craig Lee White
155. Antoinette R. Williams
     
156. Susan Luxen Williams
157. Levi Brian Yellowmule Jr.

*maybe

Make-a-List Monday: Spaghetti straps

This list is of MPs (all girls and women of course) who were wearing spaghetti-strap tops or dresses when they disappeared.

1. Kayla May Berg
2. Brittanee Marie Drexel
3. Beverly Lynn England
4. Corrine Leanne Erstad
5. Latoya Renee Grissom
6. Juliandra Elizabeth Jones
7. Sharon Ivy Jones
8. Alexandria Joy Lowitzer (maybe)
9. Lillian LaWren Nance
10. Manuelita Dejos Pierce
11. Kara Denora Rigdon
12. Cindy L. Rivera
13. Diana Raquel Rojas (maybe)

Make-a-List Monday: Sunglasses

A list of people wearing regular eyeglasses would be too long, but I can do one with sunglasses. In all these cases the clothing description specifically says “sunglasses”; there are no cases where they “usually” wore them, or sunglasses disappeared with the MP.

1. Jonathan Aujay
2. Kimberly Shawn Cheatham
3. John Constantine
4. Elwyn Wayne Cundiff
5. Ashley Marie Eiffert
6. Gilbert Mark Gilman
7. Michael Eugene Golub
8. Una Mae Herd
9. Heriberto Herrera
10. Donald L. Hicks
11. John David Higham
12. Keith D. Humenik
13. Robert Joel LaPergola Jr.
14. Judy Martins
15. Gloria White Moore McDonald
16. Kimberly Bumbalough Mimmovich
17. Brenda Morgan
18. Freddy Murguia
19. Randy Scott Nichols
20. Harriet T. Olsen
21. Kenneth Eugene O’Neil
22. Gene Andrew Payne
23. Francisco Robles Perez
24. Marcie Tokeysha Peterson
25. Valerie Sifsof
26. Matthew Stephen Wood

Make-a-List Monday: Flip-flops

MPs last seen wearing flip-flops or thong sandals.

Rose Marie Bly
Tara Lossett Cossey
Bonnie Lee Dages
Keith Dean Fleming
John David Gosch
Peggy Ilene Humber
Amanda Kay Jones
Violet Bobbie Matory
Kimberly Christine Mileo
Carla Kaylene Owens
Demakia A. Phinizee
Jahessye Jash’ua Shockley
Sheri Lynn Swims
Tanya Lynn Thibodeaux
Pamela Dawn Tinsley

Make-a-List Monday: Doc Martens

Another short list: people last seen wearing Dr. Martens shoes. They are by far my favorite brand and I must own like six pairs, including my default pairs of shoes, aka The Black Shoes and The Brown Shoes.

Charles Dwayne Bell Jr.
Jens Paeschke
Manish Shantilal Patel

Make-a-List Monday: MPs wearing Birkenstocks

This list is for missing persons last seen wearing Birkenstock shoes. They’re expensive, high-quality items, mostly sandals but some regular shoes too. I’ve never owned a pair but Michael gets one every couple of years.

Quite a short list.

Deandre Nativoni Brown
Kyle Andrew Carl Eppler
Jarrod Devlin Green

Make-a-List Monday: Shoeless

A list of people who weren’t wearing shoes, or might not have been wearing shoes, when they disappeared. I’m excluding people who were last seen swimming and therefore obviously sans shoes.

Breiton Scott Ackerman
Lucely Aramburo
Laura Ayala
Kristy Lynne Booth
Carrel Brady
Marco Antonio Cadenas
Jennifer Rayleen Casper-Ross
Cynthia Laura Castellano
Jeffery C. Cockrum
Annalycia Maria Cruz
Monica Cassandra Carrasco
Joshua Jayvaughn Davis Jr.
Eva Gerline DeBruhl
Robert Clarence Dunbar
Corey James Edkin
Randi Layton Evers
Ellis Faison Sr.
Angela Marie Gilbert
Jeremy James Grice
Robert L. Grossman
Tammy Ann Hill
Tamika Howard
Christopher Brent Hutson
Tyler Jennings Inman
Gail Lorraine Joiner
James Richard Keen
Chad Richard Kirkendall
David Thomas Kramer
Renee Martine Lamanna
Cassandra Nadine Landrum
James Dupree Lewis Jr.
Jeffrey Leland Lowery
Marjorie Christina Luna
Aliayah Paige Lunsford
Awilda Marrero
Jennifer Lee Martin
Cayce Lynn McDaniel
Kathleen Anne Meyer
Carlee Jade Morse
Larry Ely Murillo
Taj Narbonne
Torey Clarke Newlin
Dana Evon Null
Timeka Donyale Pridgen
Sheila Renee Quinn
Jose Alberto Ramirez
Ernest John Schmidt
Christene Nickle Seal
Shannon Marie Sherrill
Katie Faye Sinclair
Cynthia Lynn Sumpter
Vinyette Trudy Teague
Daffany Sherika Tullos
Margaret Ann Unger
Alice Mae VanAlstine
April Irene Vlk
LeeAnna Susan Marie Warner
David Edward Wetzel