For clarity’s sake I hereby announce the following rules, effective immediately:
- For the purpose of missing person descriptions, the hair color “auburn” no longer exists. All MPs’ hair that was once listed as auburn shall now be classified as either brown or red.
- Similarly, the hair color “sandy” shall also be discarded and replaced by brown, blonde or red, depending on the shade.
- Tattoos, scars etc., shall not be said to be on the shoulder unless they are draped over the top of the shoulder like a strap. Instead they shall be listed as either on the back or on the upper arm, depending on exact placement of said mark.