I’m in Green Bay

Arrived without incident and checked into an incredibly sketchy hotel with a 1.5 star Yelp rating. Going to the 2nd annual Wisconsin Missing Persons Awareness event tomorrow.

(I recently joined the app Whisper and I posted a thing about checking into a hotel with a 1.5 Yelp rating. The phone, I said, appears to have been stolen from a Ramada Inn. Unsurprisingly a bunch of people messaged me wanting sexytime. Even if I wanted that, given where I’m going tomorrow, it would be tempting fate to hook up with a random stranger from Whisper tonight. LOL.)