I wish this as an April Fool’s joke

Someone wrote me to say they knew where a certain missing woman (a MWAB case actually)’s body was. They knew this, they said, because “I’ve been to heaven and back, literally.” Presumably they met the MP in heaven and she confided in this complete stranger as to where her earthly remains were hidden. But my correspondent couldn’t get either the police or the MP’s family to listen to her, so she thought I might be of some help.

And my answer is no. I can’t and won’t be of any help. In fact, I’m not even going to tell her “No.” I’m just going to delete her email and hope she never writes me again. So my answer shall be “…”

2 thoughts on “I wish this as an April Fool’s joke

  1. Alice May 2, 2016 / 9:16 am

    I know it’s late, but this reminded me.

    I wouldn’t say I found this site a ‘hobby’, but I find it interesting to read. In fact, I made my own Charley accounts for fictional characters. If you ever wanna see them, just ask. Sorry I did it like this, but the Contact Meghan didn’t work.

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