What feeling do we ever find to equal among humankind a boyfriend’s fidelity?

I’m on the phone with Michael. He’s watching Burn Notice so I say I’ll let him go.
MICHAEL: Well, hurry up, because we’re about to start another episode.
ME: I love you, honey.
MICHAEL: I love you too, but Burn Notice is more important.

(btw, I’m posting this because I think it’s funny, not because I’m complaining about him. I love Burn Notice too.)