I think my therapist is taking advantage of me…

…for my fount of useless knowledge. During today’s session, in between us talking about my conflicts with my mom, she asked me if I would mind sorting out the various ethnic groups involved in the Balkans conflict of the 1990s for her, and also could I please name the various languages used in that region, and what countries had the former Yugoslavia now become?

Being me, of course, I very cheerfully did so, and added a few tidbits about Czechoslovakia too. Also the standard of living in that part of the world.