They said three to five business days. Well, not counting Friday (the day I took it in), this is Day Three. Two more to go, max. I hope.
Conversation with my father last night, after he agreed to let me borrow his laptop:
“Don’t worry, Dad, I won’t look at any of your nun porn.”
“I do not have any pornography on my computer.”
“Why did you know about the YouPorn site then?”
“I read about it in the New York Times.”
“Right. Just like those people who say they only read Playboy for the articles.”
Actually, I’m pretty sure the closest thing he has to porn on his computer is perhaps some pictures of cells dividing. For his desktop wallpaper he has a close-up photo of some kind of fungus.