Computer still in shop

They said three to five business days. Well, not counting Friday (the day I took it in), this is Day Three. Two more to go, max. I hope.

Conversation with my father last night, after he agreed to let me borrow his laptop:

“Don’t worry, Dad, I won’t look at any of your nun porn.”

“I do not have any pornography on my computer.”

“Why did you know about the YouPorn site then?”

“I read about it in the New York Times.”

“Right. Just like those people who say they only read Playboy for the articles.”

Actually, I’m pretty sure the closest thing he has to porn on his computer is perhaps some pictures of cells dividing. For his desktop wallpaper he has a close-up photo of some kind of fungus.

7 thoughts on “Computer still in shop

  1. forthelost April 20, 2011 / 2:13 pm

    It’s theoretically possible to read Playboy for the articles – they have a history of excellent interviews and other articles.

    • Justin April 20, 2011 / 5:59 pm

      That’s because Hugh Hefner in his infinite wisdom was willing to pay top dollar to writers for their stories and articles back in the day. Some classic short stories got their start in Playboy. I don’t know how he managed the interviews. I remember reading one where they interviewed the President of Sony I think it was, back in the early ’80s and he was talking about compact disks for music when the Walkman had only just come out.

      I remember reading a poll that said Hugh Hefner is the man most likely to have men turning out to line the street for his funeral procession and bow their heads in respect than any other person in the U.S. Or something to that effect.

  2. Justin April 20, 2011 / 6:15 pm

    I wonder if there are any websites where one could download gay clown porn? I’m pretty sure there must be. If someone can dream it up, then you can probably find it online.

    Not that I’m into that. Far from it. That would be the stuff of nightmares for me. Being abducted and stuffed into their tiny clown car by evil naked clowns, calliope music and fiendish laughter ringing in my ears with the intent of… GAH! I don’t want to think about it anymore. I’m going to have nightmares again.

    • forthelost April 20, 2011 / 10:18 pm

      I know someone who found lesbian clown porn, so gay clown porn must exist.

      • Justin April 20, 2011 / 11:21 pm

        Let me guess: LesBozos?

  3. Princess Shantae April 20, 2011 / 6:25 pm

    And those big fat red rubber…

    Noses. lol

    Don’t forget, Friday is Good Friday and not a business day.

  4. marycarney April 20, 2011 / 7:12 pm

    Rule 34

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