These last three nights I have not slept at all. I have been able to snatch a few hours during the day. Last night I was feeling kind of rattled and anxious and I stayed up all night doing stupid online quizzes and stuff. Come morning I felt somewhat tired but I doubted my ability to sleep for an extended period, and decided I needed some help of the chemical variety. Thus, I chugged about four or five shots of vodka and went to bed.
And, in spite of being drunk, in spite of having not slept at all the previous night, in spite of having had perhaps five hours of sleep total these last couple of days, I was up within three hours.
This does not bode well.