Yeah, so last night my computer got hijacked by a really nasty virus — I knew that illegal downloading was going to get me in trouble someday. The wages of sin, I guess. I could not open ANY programs at all.
Anyway, this afternoon I took it next door to Wendy the Minister and the woman, god bless her, went above and beyond the call of duty for me. She worked at the computer for like four hours and purchased updated anti-virus software for me with her own money. She was able to remove the virus but now for some reason the computer won’t connect to the internet. I’m writing on a borrowed one now.
So, adios to updates till I can get this fixed — hopefully today.
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I hope for you that your computer will fix itself 😉 However they don’t normally do that. Anyway, good luck with it and I hope the problem will be over soon so that you can use it again!
“God” should be capitalized. That’s why you got a virus.
Drat! That was it! God must be a better proofreader than I am.
Truth in jest, but you should be protected from anything now with your friend Wendy….