Just to give you all advance warning

In slightly more than one month’s time I will be taking off for a week, going to the lovely city of Washington DC. I will be gone from June 14 to June 22. I am visiting a friend whom I’ve known online for nine and a half years but have never met in person before. He’s promised not to rape me, kill me or force me into prostitution, and I’ve promised not to rob him blind or throw wild parties in his apartment (unless he wants me to).

I expect my internet access during my vacation will be limited, and there will be no Charley updates.

I’m not sure what to do while I’m in DC, besides visit the Holocaust Memorial Museum. Ideas, anyone? I’ve already been to the usual suspects like the monuments and the Smithsonian.