Dear Colonial Heights Police Department,
I am mad at you! Ever since Jane Puckett was found alive I’ve been rabidly curious to find out what happened to her. No one would give me any information; they said I had to wait for the upcoming press release. You PROMISED you would issue a press release “next week.” Well, next week was last week, and I checked your website every day and Googled Jane’s name every day and…no press release.
I am seriously disappointed in you. I’m sure my blog readers also want to know more about the Puckett case.